We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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