I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Come back. Shots need mouths.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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