At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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