Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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