is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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