yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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