Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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