Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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