I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize