I love black thongs
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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