I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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