I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
