If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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