you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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