I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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