why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
