your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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