We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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