I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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