How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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