omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I understand Curling. That high.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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