If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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