your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is that strawberry winking at me??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
