Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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