Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
FUCK WHALES
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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