i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When are your genitals available?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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