apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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