she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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