I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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