just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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