If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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