Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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