Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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