I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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