brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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