yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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