i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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