Moan for me like Helen Keller
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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