It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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