Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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