I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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