...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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