that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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