you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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