How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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