i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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