When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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