i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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