There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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