When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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