don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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