Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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