SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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