I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
Iβm making her my life coach if med school doesnβt work out
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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