"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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